Ok, a horny dude checks out some Latino web­sites, and comes across a video of some­one bathing. When replay­ing the video for the 19th time, he real­izes with a gasp that the girl in the video bears more than a pass­ing resem­blance to Trisha, a pop­u­lar Tamil actress. So horny dude for­wards said video to his equally horny friends. Friends for­ward some more, and in all the frenzy the Trisha look-alike video gets mag­i­cally trans­formed into the Stolen Trisha Bathing video. One of the friends was very kind by nature, and so he posts the video on some web­site, and soon the video is the most pop­u­lar Tamil movie of all time, beat­ing Padayappa hands down. Hmm… maybe not, but almost. Wait, please read the whole blog before you go googling for the video.

Now since Trisha doesn’t watch Indian movies, she had no idea all this was hap­pen­ing. Until some loser that does watch Indian movies brings this “Indian” movie to her mom’s atten­tion. Livid mom goes to the media, and over a two-week period, makes a series of state­ments that pro­vided an immense amount of pub­lic­ity to the movie in ques­tion. And some comic relief to peo­ple who wanted a break after repeat­edly watch­ing the same two-minute clip. Among other things, she claimed (with a hint of pride) that the girl couldn’t be Trisha, because she was strew­ing her clothes around in the bath­room I don’t know about you, but that increased my respect for Trisha.

Finally, Trisha threat­ens to com­plain to the police, and col­lec­tions sky­rocket some more. In fact, this is the high­est grosser of all Trisha movies. As in all of her other movies, Trisha didn’t act in this one either.

Now the news­pa­pers and mag­a­zines join (birth­day) suit. Almost every news­pa­per worth its salt car­ried the story, although the respected ones used small type­face to main­tain their rep­u­ta­tion. (No, the Hindu is not worth its salt.) Finally, a tech-savvy edi­tor fig­ured out how to make screen­shots and pub­lished them in his mag­a­zine, only to get arrested. One of the “inves­tiga­tive” jour­nals went on to claim that the movie was shot in Hyder­abad using a micro-camera and that a mem­ber of (who else?) the mafia did it. Wow! Sure, the orig­i­nal horny dude could have been Tel­ugu, but to call him the mafia is a bit of exag­ger­a­tion I wish I had thought of first. Link here.

Last I heard, the police were using “body-structure experts” to fig­ure out if the girl is indeed Trisha. As a side note, have you ever won­dered what the coolest job in the world was?

PS: Some­one got a link to the video? You can only gather so much from grainy screenshots.

PPS: No, I don’t have the grainy screen­shots anymore.

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