Jan 282005
 

There is an inter­est­ing arti­cle at Wired about the art(!) of lock-picking.

A few weeks ago, we had been to New York. On our return, we reached home at mid­night to real­ize that I’d left my keys behind. Lavanya never car­ries her keys around on trips such as these (her cute key chain weighs close to a pound), so mom, dad, she and I were stranded out­side our house.

A lock­smith responded to our call in about an hour. After a lit­tle bit of hag­gling over the price, he started walk­ing towards the door.

How long do you think it’s gonna take?”, I asked him. “Oh, about two min­utes, per­haps less,” he responded non­cha­lantly. Impressed, the four of us gath­ered around to watch him at work. He reached into his bag, and pulled out a long, threaded metal con­trap­tion that looked sus­pi­ciously like a drill bit to me.

Is that a drill bit?,” I whis­pered into Lavanya’s ear. She shut me up with a cold glance, and turned back to watch him at work. He peered into the lock for a minute, then turned to me and said, “This is easy!” Then he got out what looked like a $50 cord­less drill, but for fear of another cold glance I didn’t com­ment. Then he began a rapid sequence of move­ments, which cul­mi­nated in him drilling a large hole in the mid­dle of the lock. And he had the gall to turn back and smile proudly at us, like he had just won the Dutch Open. The moron had just bored a hole in our lock, and earned a cool $100 in the process.

We slept fit­fully that night — you can’t expect to sleep well when all that is stands between you and a poten­tial ser­ial killer were two chairs stacked up against the door. We needn’t have wor­ried though — with locks like this, a chair will pos­si­bly offer more protection.

PS : The next day, we asked Geetha and Raja, our friends who had hosted us at New York to check with Enter­prise if I had left my keys in the rental car. Raja called me back to say they had our keys. Small con­so­la­tion. A week later, the keys arrived by mail — they were some­one else’s. A fit­ting dénouement.

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