Boy, what a let­down. Aish, sport­ing an atro­cious out­fit and an even atro­ciouser accent. Croak­ing out the last word of each sen­tence with a funny sound­ing drawl… Indi­aaa and Bom­bayyy. And then, there was this.: At ran­dom instants, with­out per­ceiv­able exter­nal stim­u­lus , she would start off this rou­tine that con­sisted of rolling her eyes at Let­ter­man, fol­lowed by rolling her eyes at the audi­ence, then capped off with some laughter.

A com­pletely per­plexed Let­ter­man did man­age to get a cou­ple of ques­tions across. And got a cou­ple of fero­cious sound­ing replies in return. Inno­cent sound­ing soft­balls (“Were you a young girl when you started mod­el­ing?”) that got hurled right back at him, with an eye rolling thrown in for good mea­sure. There was a clip from Bride and Prej­u­dice with a wooden Aish­warya in the swim­ming pool — I heard some­thing about some dude want­ing to see India with­out see­ing the Indi­ans, and there was a whole lot of con­fu­sion over his nation­al­ity … I was too busy wish­ing for the cam­era to pan down­wards to hear prop­erly. And no, it didn’t.

Man­ish over at Sepi­a­mutiny seems to think Aish was off color because she took her­self too seri­ously, but methinks she was just being her true self: a bimbo.

Update : This review on Time tells it like it is.

In the lead role, Bol­ly­wood god­dess Aish­warya Rai is pretty as a picture–a still pic­ture. She appears always to be fluff­ing her hair for the next fash­ion shoot. She’s got moves on the dance floor; and in the sump­tu­ous and catchy score by Añu Malik and Craig Pruess, she smartly sells a few num­bers that try to update the Austen ethos (“I just wanna man who gives some back/ Who talks to me and not my rack”). What she can’t yet do is sug­gest a com­plex spirit behind the lovely façade.

  3 Responses to “Aishwarya on Letterman”

  1. aish­warya is the worlds most beau­ti­ful woman…she never said she was the words smartest.…so what she has her own personality…she doesnt try to be super intelligent…shes relaxed and is herself.…and most of you diss­ing her …go buy all the make up you want.…and wear all the designer cloth­ing but you will never ever look even half as good as her

  2. Ummm… inter­est­ing point, but I am the wrong sex for make up.

  3. Haha! That was funny and quite witty, I must say, Karthik! “Wrong sex for make up”! Hehe!
    That’s all her fans think.
    That any­one that thinks she isn’t “da curry bomb” that the per­son is auto­mat­i­cally a fugly gal whose emo­tional range is in the vicin­ity of “jeal­ous”, “envi­ous”, and “cov­etous”.
    Hehe.
    “Methinks she’s a Bimbo”. I must quote you one day! Please trash her some more! I’d love to read it!

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