Fuzzy Math

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Feb 062005
 

Fact : The Tsunami destroyed homes.

Fact :The Maha­rash­tra Gov­ern­ment is destroy­ing homes that encroach on pub­lic property.

Con­clu­sion : Tsunami = Maha­rash­tra Government.

Saw this first on Dilip D’Souza’s blog. Now the Hindu car­ries the same logic. And some peo­ple seem to buy into this — car­ing enough to write back.

Now with­out going into whether I think the demo­li­tions are right or wrong, all I can say is these folks may have some trou­ble with the ana­lyt­i­cal skills por­tion of the GRE.

National Happiness? Gross.

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Feb 062005
 

In Novem­ber, Bhutan banned tobacco sales. It’s king, Jigme Singye Wangchuk, pre­sum­ably signed the decree between puffs. Four months later, the king today wants to “cut down on his own smok­ing”.

Excuse the hypocrisy, for it is all part of an effort to increase the Gross National Hap­pi­ness of the coun­try, which is a quaint way of say­ing peo­ple should learn to be happy — grind­ing poverty be damned.

Come again?

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Feb 062005
 

Insight­ful report­ing from the Times of India:

One of Bush’s strongest elec­tion planks was immi­gra­tion, where he scored over chal­lenger John Kerry par­tic­u­larly on the out­sourc­ing issue.”

“Strongest plank?” Really? So the 43 total sec­onds that the can­di­dates spent on immi­gra­tion reform was actu­ally respon­si­ble for Bush’s win. How could I have missed that?

No more yearning

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Feb 032005
 

Boy, am I light on my feet today or what. Lavanya is back. After some fran­tic for­ag­ing through her lug­gage, and scat­ter­ing a cou­ple of sarees (with intri­cate work!), I man­aged to locate a box full of Aavin Pal Kova. Yes, the Pal Kova. If you have never tried it, I pity you. Yeah, it really isthat good. I hur­riedly stuffed myself, drop­ping a few morsels on the sarees-with-intricate work. And finally stopped when I located part of the loot: I am gonna be a good boy, coz she tells me there are more books to come :) Boy, am I light on my feet today or what.

From my Inbox…

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Feb 022005
 

Sent 3 weeks after a party. I swear I am not mak­ing this up.

I’m sorry for both­er­ing you all with this.
Recently I real­ized that my slip­pers (Alpine, 10″) got exchanged with a someone’s else (State Street, 9 1/2″) and am not com­fort­able with the same. If any one of you felt that way [:-)], please email back so that we can address accord­ingly. You can also reach me on: xxx-xxx-xxx.
Appre­ci­ate your help.”

Sweeping away the Clutter

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Feb 022005
 

Any­one remem­ber how search pages used to look before Google? All of them (Altavista, MSN, Yahoo, AskJeeves) look the same now — sim­ple and unclut­tered. Guess Google made func­tional a cool thing. MSN.com: A let­ter from Bill Gates

But till Google fin­ishes the library project, A9 will con­tinue to be my favorite. Search Inside the Book is the best thing in search since… Google.

The Style Invitational

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Feb 012005
 

From The Wash­ing­ton­post Style Invi­ta­tional …, almost a clas­sic :)

“Jack,” said Jill, “I’m on the pill,
With con­doms don’t you bother.“
Jack believed, but was deceived.
Now Jack’s a brand-new father.

I also liked this one… an obit-poem for Joseph Zim­mer­man (who invented the answer­ing machine):

‘Hi, this is St. Peter. I’m out at the moment
So leave me your name at the bell.‘
’This is Zim­mer­man, Joseph. I made this machine,
I’m so glad to reach you and not Hell.”

 

Another step towards anar­chy. Emer­gency imposed in Nepal.

 

Wendy Doniger is a scholar of Hin­duism at the Uni­ver­sity of Chicago. She fre­quently throws a few reli­gious texts from India on her couch, and psy­cho­an­a­lyzes their con­tent. I guess she had trou­ble get­ting straight answers out of the Gita, and couldn’t help con­clud­ing that the “the Gita is a dis­hon­est book.” A friend once told me about con­clu­sions drawn by peo­ple who inter­pret movies reveal­ing more about them­selves than the movie. Not that this has any rel­e­vance in this con­text — that was about movies, and we are talk­ing books — but I just thought I’d throw it out here.

So now, Wendy decides to write a book and the New York Times reviews it. From the review, I could gather three impor­tant things:

1) The book seems to have a lot of sex in it.

2) The book was writ­ten by Wendy Doniger, who was (gasp) crit­i­cized for her views on Hinduism.

3) Wendy’s photo on the jacket is cool. Very sen­su­ous. And because she used an old photo of her on the jacket, Wendy is incur­ably play­ful. There was so much wry humor in that photo.

How could I not go out and buy the book?

Man­ish Vij writes won­der­fully about this at Sepia Mutiny.

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