Sep 152005
 

Stephen Met­calf reviews On Beauty for Slate, part of their Book Blitz this fall, and rec­om­mends that the Booker com­mit­tee not award her the prize.

I rec­om­mend this not because Smith isn’t richly, almost absurdly, talented—which she is—and not because On Beauty isn’t a good book, because it is. I offer my rec­om­men­da­tion because Smith, being so young, is too con­tent to write well only in auro­ral bursts; too ready to con­cede a char­ac­ter to stereo­type; and, in the pres­ence of seri­ous ideas, too quick to be woolly-headed and imprecise.

In typ­i­cal Slate fash­ion — irrev­er­ent and blunt — Met­calfe describes the book as banal,

The sec­ond rea­son On Beauty might have res­cued itself from its own ten­dency to top­i­cal banal­ity is sim­ply this: It is writ­ten by an exquis­ite writer, who has mis­taken her admirable pooh-poohing of a lot of fool­ish pub­lic­ity for a free pass to get by as an overcel­e­brated mediocrity.

Oooh, that must hurt. He tries to make amends with this, but the dam­age has already been done.

There­fore, Dear Com­mit­tee, I plead with you to assist in remov­ing the cam­eras and quote-mongers from Zadie Smith’s life and help pre­vent her from blow­ing up into an even larger global lit­er­ary dar­ling, prone to even more gra­tu­itous Hamlet-like maun­der­ings, and let the woman who could write the fol­low­ing develop into her appointed greatness:

“Always off some­where, yes,” said Howard genially, but it did not seem to him he trav­eled so very much, though when he did it was more and fur­ther than he wished. He thought of his own father again—compared to him, Howard was Phineas Fogg. Travel had seemed the key to the king­dom, back then. One dreamed of a life that would enable travel. Howard looked through his win­dow at a lamp-post buried to its waist in snow sup­port­ing two chained-up, frozen bikes, iden­ti­fi­able only by the tips of their han­dle­bars. He imag­ined wak­ing up this morn­ing and dig­ging his bike out of the snow and rid­ing to a proper job, the kind Belseys had had for gen­er­a­tions, and found he couldn’t imag­ine it. This inter­ested Howard, for a moment: the idea that he could no longer gauge the lux­u­ries of his own life.

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