Wake up, will ya?”

I am not sleeping.”

Oh yeah? That’s good to know. So are you dead then?”

Do I look dead to you?”

I see that sar­casm goes right over your head. Let me ask you this then: what the heck have you been up to? Am I not in your scheme of things anymore?”

Hmm… I trav­eled half way around the world, and saw my home­town rav­aged by a freak storm. Trees down. Traf­fic lights out. Peo­ple with­out power, homes with­out roofs. The trees espe­cially, what a waste.”

Oh, I see. Very sad. But how come you’re grin­ning now?”

Coz I called my den­tist, and his voice mail said some­thing funny.”

What?”

Due to the hur­ri­cane last week (it said) our voice mail sys­tem was down, so we didn’t get all of your mes­sages. We all know how hard this can be. But stay strong, and together we’ll get through this adver­sity. Thank you for calling.”

Why is that funny again?”

God, you are worse than me. But then that’s why you are in my scheme of things, you make me feel good.”

  7 Responses to “Conversations with (nearly) dead blogs”

  1. Off topic:
    Went to aa Rushdie book read­ing in Har­vard square. This comes close on the heels of the Murakami one . Eat your heart out :-) .

  2. You are sooooo lucky. I’ll prob­a­bly end up meet­ing Chetan Bha­gat some­time soon — that’s the way my luck goes.

    I’ve been read­ing Kafka on the Shore by Murakami, and it looks very, very promising.

  3. wel­come back. hope things were much bet­ter than you expected at home.
    ok — now how about a “my life” post …

  4. This has been my con­ver­sa­tion with real, flesh blood and junk food peo­ple too.
    What a coincidence

  5. Prash, back, but only tem­porar­ily. Will resume when I get set­tled again.

  6. Hi, Just drop­ping by to say hello.

    Have a nice week ahead.

  7. The Return of Teakada

    The time of the year, when Hemanth and me are in same build­ing, we walk out for a evening cof­fee and even­tu­ally endup in the Star of Bucks. As we keep ram­bling, com­ment­ing and yap­ping on the sub­ject which…

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