Impressions of New York - Real Estate Edition
I’ve been here for almost a month now. Single girl in New York City. I can’t tell you how exciting it’s all been. Why, I was in transports the other day, practically jumping up and down in glee. There’s nothing like spotting the right brand of cereal bars to make you feel like you can survive a strange new place. The Subzi Mandi at Queens had me tears - people around me stared while I held a pack of frozen rotis, choking out, “I know you!!”
No, getting used to the city hasn’t been as easy as I thought it would be.
Much like a prisoner, when you’re stuck in a place like Dallas, you only think about getting out. You make elaborate plans to dig tunnels, pretend to be a dead-body, bribe the right guards and so on. You never really get around to thinking about what happens when you find yourself on the other side of the tunnel or in the ocean, or trapped inside a sealed coffin or all of the above. As deluded as it sounds, you figure that all you have to do is to somehow trap yourself into a coffin, and life will take care of itself from there on.
Life, of course, does not take care of itself. If Edmond Dantes had to find an apartment in New York City after escaping from prison, he’d have realized his grave mistake. How could his great enemy have been anything but a guardian angel? Who the hell else is going to banish you to a chateau? And we’re not talking about some random château located on some soggy plain - we’re talking about an “Island Chateau”! And one that comes with a doorman, free delivery service and a view! Ah, how he would have cried when he remembers the free laundry and the no guarantor-required part. If he were the smart man we all think he was, he’d have burst into tears after reading through his first real estate section, and promptly turned himself in. At any rate, he’d have realized that his true enemy was Dan Glassmann, the real estate agent from Queens, and not that nice French guy. True, the Frenchman does like to burn the occasional letter, but hey, everyone knows that eccentrics make the best pals.
The experience of finding an apartment in this city doesn’t just make you re-evaluate your French classics. For the first time in my life, I’ve started to have second thoughts about Woody Allen. Watching an Allen movie from this point onwards is going to be difficult - 20 something’s with humongous apartments on the upper west - replete with killer views, elevators and doormen, week end homes in the Hamptons - arrrggghhh. Many of my friends object to Allen on moral grounds. I object to him on real estate grounds.
But I am relieved that Allen seems to have shifted his focus to London. This way, I can continue to imagine that young-person-on-first-decent-job lives in spacious, furnished one-bedroom a stone’s throw from Hyde Park, belongs to private health club, and retires to nice stone cottage in the country over the week end. Unlike sucky American jobs, the Brits must know how to pay, and am sure that those things are part of the standard London job - just like holidays for Rakhee are with the standard Delhi job. I’m finding me a Brit job. As soon as I get out of the lease I signed on what is soon to be “my” apartment.


Comments (12 comments)
LOL all the way through the post.
Er - real-estate = grounds, right? So, redundant is it not, your line “I object to him on real estate grounds.”
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Ravages / August 29th, 2006, 8:33 am / #
[...] Doz is finding that it’s not easy getting used to NYC. [...]
DesiPundit » Archives » New York, New York / August 29th, 2006, 1:27 pm / #
I think you’re missing the crucial point - finding a decent apartment in NYC is hard because, unlike Dallas, people actually WANT to live there. So the insane real estate market is a good sign.
As for Edmond Dantes, let’s not forget that this is a guy who was heartbroken because someone took away his Mercedes. Normal people are happy if they’re only a few blocks away from the subway.
Falstaff / August 29th, 2006, 2:29 pm / #
Ravages: Thanks. And that was an intended pun.
Ash / Desipundit: Thank you for the ref.
Falstaff:
Good one. What you say about more folks wanting to live here is true. Demand-supply economics make for great reading, but it sucks having to face the fall-outs in real life 
DoZ / August 29th, 2006, 3:09 pm / #
I am in two minds, NYC or Hoboken. Hope i can find the right apartment
Jeet / August 29th, 2006, 4:21 pm / #
NYC, of course! What a question… I have been to Hoboken, and for me - the commute wasn’t worth it… But if you have a family, and need a bigger apartment, I’d say look into Newport before going all the way to Hoboken….
DoZ / August 29th, 2006, 5:06 pm / #
Hmm..your post confirms my long held suspicion that there is no way Monica and Rachel in Friends could have ever afforded that apartment in the Village with the jobs they originally had (waitress in coffee shop?)
-gg
GG / August 29th, 2006, 7:01 pm / #
newport or hoboken, they are not that far apart.I dont know when you went to HOboken but it is really upandcoming, good scene mostly youngins who work in the city. and commute? its only 15 mins to WTC, plus i drive and keeping a car in manhattan is NOT gonna happen. I am single no family yet.
to the person above^^ Monica and Rachel has those aparts cuz of rent control and it belonged to grandma or something?
Jeet / August 30th, 2006, 2:04 pm / #
GG: If what Jeet says is right, then I want me a sugar-grand mommy / daddy
Jeet: Ah a car… that sure does complicate matters. And the way I got to Hoboken was by taking a subway to the PATH station first and then a PATH train to NJ… It felt very long. If it takes you 15 minutes to get to WTC, then I must have taken the scenic route to Hoboken.
DoZ / August 30th, 2006, 3:39 pm / #
Rather than Hoboken, there’s always Brooklyn…
And yes, finding a place can be tough (everyone I know found their places though CraigsList), expensive, and ultimately, a great excuse to explore this incredible city!
Welcome!
BrooklynBrown / September 10th, 2006, 7:08 pm / #
BrooklynBrown: Thank you
DoZ / September 15th, 2006, 6:04 pm / #
Heh..NY is psychotically expensive..especially if you are one of those fin types who are fashionably required to pick up a downtown studio..
Aditya / October 23rd, 2006, 2:41 am / #
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