Comments on: Number Two http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/ It's got a point, if only you can find it... Tue, 01 Dec 2009 02:03:33 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.1 hourly 1 By: Ravages http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-111152 Ravages Sat, 14 Nov 2009 17:28:18 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-111152 Came back for a second helping of this post (please do not read any more into the choice of words). Where are you saar? C Came back for a second helping of this post (please do not read any more into the choice of words). Where are you saar?

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]]> By: Foreign Desi http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-110892 Foreign Desi Fri, 22 May 2009 18:07:36 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-110892 This is hilarious! This is my first time stumbling upon your blog, and vaat a first post :P This is hilarious! This is my first time stumbling upon your blog, and vaat a first post :P

]]> By: Rads http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-54590 Rads Fri, 01 Jun 2007 20:36:17 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-54590 omg hilarious :) I'd be laughing very loud if I weren't at work. omg hilarious :) I’d be laughing very loud if I weren’t at work.

]]> By: Number Two | Teakada http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-30353 Number Two | Teakada Mon, 15 Jan 2007 19:35:34 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-30353 [...] Cross-posted at etcetera. [...] [...] Cross-posted at etcetera. [...]

]]> By: raj http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-29434 raj Thu, 11 Jan 2007 02:11:07 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-29434 c'est la whatever, I dont know about that but my appreciation of this post was for its amazing prose and brilliant verbal slapstick - the pig sequence reminded me of Wodehouse, no less - as I have said about this author before, it is not *WHAT* he writes about, it is *HOW* he writes about that spells genius. c’est la whatever,
I dont know about that but my appreciation of this post was for its amazing prose and brilliant verbal slapstick – the pig sequence reminded me of Wodehouse, no less – as I have said about this author before, it is not *WHAT* he writes about, it is *HOW* he writes about that spells genius.

]]> By: c'est la vie http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-29349 c'est la vie Wed, 10 Jan 2007 14:46:52 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-29349 Gross but extremely funny! why do guys enjoy talking in depth about human waste (all 3 states of matter)? just curious! Gross but extremely funny!

why do guys enjoy talking in depth about human waste (all 3 states of matter)? just curious!

]]> By: raj http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-29146 raj Tue, 09 Jan 2007 02:47:59 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-29146 Karthik, this isnt crap. This is genius. **BOW MY HEAD in AWE** Karthik, this isnt crap. This is genius.
**BOW MY HEAD in AWE**

]]> By: Karthik http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-29116 Karthik Mon, 08 Jan 2007 19:39:11 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-29116 Thanks everyone. And Falstaff, thanks for pointing that out. It is a heady feeling to know that even my crappiest post has some solid literary pedigree ;) Thanks everyone.

And Falstaff, thanks for pointing that out. It is a heady feeling to know that even my crappiest post has some solid literary pedigree ;)

]]> By: pegasus http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-29104 pegasus Mon, 08 Jan 2007 16:40:25 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-29104 :)) u do have a point :) ) u do have a point

]]> By: Falstaff http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28999 Falstaff Mon, 08 Jan 2007 04:06:57 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28999 did you know that the bidet confusion has literary pedigree? "Everything is endured--disgrace, humiliation, poverty, war, crime, ennui--in the belief that overnight something will occur, a miracle, which will render life tolerable. And all the while a meter is running inside and there is no hand that can reach in there and shut it off. All the while some one is eating the bread of life and drinking the wine, some dirty fat cockroach of a priest who hides away in the cellar guzzling it, while up above in the light of the street a phantom host touches the lips and the blood is pale as water. And out of the endless torment and misery no miracle comes forth, no microscopic vestige even of relief. Only ideas, pale, attenuated ideas which have to be fattened by slaughter; ideas which come forth like bile, like the guts of a pig when the carcass is ripped open. And so I think what a miracle it would be if this miracle which man attends eternally should turn out to be nothing more than these two enormous turds which the faithful disciple dropped in the bidet. What if at the last moment, when the banquet table is set and the cymbals clash, there should appear suddenly, and wholly without warning, a silver platter on which even the blind could see that there is nothing more, and nothing less, than two enormous lumps of shit. That, I believe, would be more miraculous than anything man has looked forward to." - Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer did you know that the bidet confusion has literary pedigree?

“Everything is endured–disgrace, humiliation, poverty, war, crime, ennui–in the belief that overnight something will occur, a miracle, which will render life tolerable. And all the while a meter is running inside and there is no hand that can reach in there and shut it off. All the while some one is eating the bread of life and drinking the wine, some dirty fat cockroach of a priest who hides away in the cellar guzzling it, while up above in the light of the street a phantom host touches the lips and the blood is pale as water. And out of the endless torment and misery no miracle comes forth, no microscopic vestige even of relief. Only ideas, pale, attenuated ideas which have to be fattened by slaughter; ideas which come forth like bile, like the guts of a pig when the carcass is ripped open.

And so I think what a miracle it would be if this miracle which man attends eternally should turn out to be nothing more than these two enormous turds which the faithful disciple dropped in the bidet. What if at the last moment, when the banquet table is set and the cymbals clash, there should appear suddenly, and wholly without warning, a silver platter on which even the blind could see that there is nothing more, and nothing less, than two enormous lumps of shit. That, I believe, would be more miraculous than anything man has looked forward to.”

- Henry Miller, Tropic of Cancer

]]> By: Sunil http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28865 Sunil Sun, 07 Jan 2007 16:13:31 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28865 heh....toilet humor. There's nothing better. We were once in this NCC camp, and had to use the fields to cater to our urges. The problem was, the camp authorities forgot to inform the farmers. So, the second day (at some 5 am), we see a bunch of cadets running down, pants half pulled up, being chased by a bunch of irate farmers with lathis. Good stuff, that. I survived by heading the opposite direction, in to the woods. I was constantly worried about insects crawling up my butt though. heh….toilet humor. There’s nothing better.

We were once in this NCC camp, and had to use the fields to cater to our urges. The problem was, the camp authorities forgot to inform the farmers. So, the second day (at some 5 am), we see a bunch of cadets running down, pants half pulled up, being chased by a bunch of irate farmers with lathis.

Good stuff, that. I survived by heading the opposite direction, in to the woods. I was constantly worried about insects crawling up my butt though.

]]> By: raj http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28833 raj Sun, 07 Jan 2007 07:25:13 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28833 Crap. Lovable crap. Crap. Lovable crap.

]]> By: The_girl_from_Ipanema http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28736 The_girl_from_Ipanema Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:08:24 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28736 HAHAHAHHAHAHA! best potty humour in a while! HAHAHAHHAHAHA! best potty humour in a while!

]]> By: Sudipta Chatterjee http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28734 Sudipta Chatterjee Sat, 06 Jan 2007 18:05:54 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28734 Ha hahahaha.... that was howlarious!! Great write-up! Ha hahahaha…. that was howlarious!!

Great write-up!

]]> By: DesiPundit » Archives » A crappy post http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/06/number-two/comment-page-1/#comment-28725 DesiPundit » Archives » A crappy post Sat, 06 Jan 2007 14:54:10 +0000 http://www.stochastica.net/2007/01/03/number-two/#comment-28725 [...] Karthik recollects some of his toilet adventures. [...] [...] Karthik recollects some of his toilet adventures. [...]

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